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Meeno Peluce (born February 26, 1970) is an American photographer and formPeluce was born in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, the son of Sandra N. (née Londy), a personal manager and caterer, and Floyd N. Peluce, a certified public accountant. He has one half-sister, actress Soleil Moon Frye, whose father is actor Virgil Frye.With dark curly hair and pixieish looks, Peluce made guest appearances on American television programs during the 1970s and early 1980s, including Starsky and Hutch, Benson, The Love Boat, Diff'rent Strokes, The Incredible Hulk, Happy Days, The A-Team, Silver Spoons, Manimal, Remington Steele, and on Punky Brewster with his half-sister (who played the title character). Among his regular television roles were Tanner Boyle in The Bad News Bears, Daniel Best in Best of the West, and as history prodigy Jeffrey Jones in Voyagers!. He appeared in the pilot episode of the M*A*S*H spin-off W*A*L*T*E*R with Gary Burghoff, but the series was not picked up.
In 1984, Peluce was devastated by the death of his Voyagers! co-star and close friend, Jon-Erik Hexum. In 1998, Peluce spoke about the accidental shooting on Mysteries and Scandals: The Death Of Jon-Erik Hexum.
Peluce is married and has two children. He has also worked as a writer and director. He also appeared in several made-for-TV movies, including Night Cries, Fast Friends, and World War III, and in the original theatrical release of The Amityville Horror, as one of the Lutz children. Peluce also appeared in the music video for "The Last in Line" by the group Dio.
After growing up, Peluce attended at UC Santa Cruz and became a history teacher, with a position at Hollywood High School in the late 1990s. He returned to film during 1998, co-writing and co-producing Wild Horses (a.k.a. Lunch Time Special) with sister Soleil Moon Frye, and in 2001 when he appeared in Alex in Wonder (also titled Sex and a Girl).
Peluce is a photographer with many celebrity studio sessions to his credit. He showcases his photographs, along with writings, at his website.er child actor.All short quotes and one-liners are automatically sorted by their rank. Hilarious quotes that suck will be deleted, so please vote if you think a funny quote sucks or rocks!
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
Just once, I'd like for someone to call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene".
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
No, this person isn’t really me. It’s all just a terrible mistake- a Bermuda Triangle of Bad Hair Day meets Bad Dress Day, meets Hippie Shoes From Hell.
The truth is, I sleep far too much- wake up late, take naps in the afternoon, go to bed early. I live with one foot dangling in a dark, warm pool of unconsciousness, ready at any moment to slide into oblivion. But it’s just a little bit antisocial, all this sleeping so I try and hide it.
After all, men come and go but a good fur is a destiny.
Elegance, Genevieve Anoine Dariaux
We're all on death's door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make quota.
That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are illusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators.
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Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Very Funny Short Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
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