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Tuesday 1 July 2014

Extremely Funny Jokes Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults

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Extremely Funny Jokes Biography

You have no time for a life from the end of August until Mid-July.

You want to slap the next person who says, 'Must be nice to work from 8.30am to 3.15pm and have your summers and weekends free.'

When you're out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behaviour.

You refer to adults as, 'boys and girls.'

You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a 'good helper.'

Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, 'Why is this child like he is?'

you believe 'extremely annoying' should have its own box on the report.

You know hundreds of 'good' reasons for being late.

You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't raise your blood
The teacher asked her class of 8 year olds to use a sentence containing the word fascinate

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her bosoms are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.

A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing Christmas scenes. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'
On a Music Teacher's door in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada: Out Chopin, back in a min-u-et.

Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.

Q: Name the four seasons.
      A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    "The answer to your question is beyond the scope of this class." (I don't know the answer.)
    "If you follow these few simple rules, you'll do fine on the course." (If you don't need any sleep, you'll do fine in the course.)
    "Various authorities agree that..." (My hunch is that...)
    "You'll have to see me during my office hours for a thorough answer to your question." (I need more time to research the answer.)
    "In answer to your question, you must recognize that there are several disparate points of view." (I REALLY don't know the answer.)
    "We can continue this discussion outside of class." (I want to quit because you're winning the argument.)
    "Today, we'll let a member of the class lead the discussion. It will be good educational experience." (I stayed out to late last night and didn't have time to prepare a lecture.)
    "Any questions?" (I'm ready to let you go.)
    "The test scores were generally good." (Some of you managed a C+.)
    "Before we begin the lesson for today, are there any questions about previous material?" (Has anyone opened the book yet?)