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The incredibly dumb AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership". He received a \\$26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up. An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher." A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy. Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a \\$127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."A doctor got a phone call from one of his colleagues. “We need a fourth for poker,†the voice on the phone said. “I’ll be right over,†replied the doctor. As he was putting on his overcoat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?†“Oh yes, quite serious,†he said gravely. “They’ve had to call in three other doctors as well.â€
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D"! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail! Who delievers cat's Christmas presents? Santa Paws! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ? Because he's Sooty!
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. 4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems. 5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail. 6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com 7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer. 8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed. 9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask. 10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape. 11. Your family always knows where you are. 12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL". 13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
Funny Joke 0f The Day Really Funny Jokes For Adults Dirty For Kids to tell at school for kids for teenagers for adults
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